It is official! After quite an anxious morning of watching the minutes tick by....
I MATCHED!
Now some more waiting until Thursday at 1pm to find out where I will be going.
One thing is certain- Come July, I will begin training as an Emergency Physician.
I am stuck inside on a rainy Sunday on this Match Eve trying not to think too much about the 24 1/2 hours that remain until I find out if I matched into a residency program. Fortunately I have Chemistry to keep me company.
No not drugs. Chemistry- as in High School Chemistry.
Kaitlyn was having a little trouble with some chemistry homework and came to yours truly looking for help. Poor her. I have a reputation for handing out the "bonus plan" when I help with homework. Today's Bonus Lecture was about Avagadro's number but more on that later.
Invariably, I go off on some topical tangent until they get that glazed-over look in their eyes. utter, "Thanks, Dad", quickly gather their books, and dart out of the room like they stole something.
I admit it. I can be a bit of a geek and I still get excited about some concepts that I think are pretty cool and it truly is a thrill for me to see the look in their eyes when they finally understand something for the first time or look at something in a new way. Anyway...
Her class is working on determining empirical formulas given percent composition.
An example:
Calculate the empirical formula of a compound composed of 38.67 % Carbon, 16.22 % Hydrogen, and 45.11 %Nitogen (For those that are interested a brief explanation follows the break.)
During my explanation I asked if she was familiar with Avagadro's Number and I was happy that she was. Of course I felt the need to fill in some of the blanks and connect a few dots. I found a paper I wrote on the subject from back in my undergraduate chemistry class and read some of it to her. The little kid in me loves the visualizations and examples used when trying to understand the enormity of scale that 6.02 X1023 represents. Here are some of my favorites:
70 years ago today, the world's baddest badass was born.
Chuck Norris.
In a shade over 169 hours I will be frantically logging on to a website to find out if I "Matched"*
It feels surreal that all of the work and sacrifice leads to this one moment next week that will determine the rest of my career. But, I suppose that life is just a series of these moments. I am strangely calm at the moment but my serenity is occasionally punctuated by brief moments of sheer terror. Stiff upper lip and all that..
* I have received a bunch of questions about the whole match process so I have decided to include a overview on how this whole thing works. I hope this helps.
Every year medical students graduate from medical school and subsequently begin their Residency training.
Residency is where physicians complete several years of training in their chosen specialty. This training, is for instance, where family doctors become family doctors, surgeons become surgeons, and psychiatrists become weird. (I kid because I love!) Prior to residency, we are all pretty much the quintessential lump of clay which requires a great deal of molding (preferably by a scantily clad Demi Moore while Unchained Melody plays in the background...but I digress...)....where was I ? Oh, yes- molding- right. In order to become anything resembling useful physicians we need residency training.
So how is it decided who will become surgeons and who will become OB/Gyn etc. ? (fighting the urge to do a 'head-injury' joke here) Well, we get to choose.
Sort. Of.
After doing some soul-searching (no offense meant, surgeons) each one of us decides which area of medicine we would like to pursue and then we apply to residency programs in said specialty. For some, deciding on a specialty is one of the hardest steps in this whole process- lifestyle, salary, work environment, patient population, competitiveness of the applicant, and about a million other factors must be carefully weighed so each student can figure out which specialty suits their preferences best.
Step 1 : Drowning in a sea of paperwork (July-Sept)
The July of medical student's 3rd year they begin working on their applications to residency programs. Transcripts, Letters of Recommendation, personal statements etc. are all gathered and submitted to ERAS a central web-based application service. Beginning in September, applicants choose which programs to submit their applications to. This is a fairly simple matter of selecting programs from a list within your specialty and clicking on a box. ERAS takes care of the rest (transmitting all of your application info to each program).
Step 2: Waiting is the hardest part
After an applicant's applications are sent out, begins the waiting phase. Each program has its own unique timetable to do things so this is an anxious period. Programs review applications and based on what they are looking for choose which applicants to invite for interviews.
Much angst surrounds exactly how programs choose which applicants to interview. Is it test scores- is there a cut-off number? What about personal statements? What about my letter of recommendation from my High school guidance counselor/ Psychic/ Oral Hygienist? If you are looking for a great source of entertainment hang out in the cafeteria in September and sit at a table full of Medical students. You will learn that, "according to my friend's girlfriend's roommate's uncle- who is the program director's gardener...." that the actual process used by programs to select applicants to interview is a proprietary blend of alchemy, remote viewing, dark magic and the use of a random number generator. Good Luck!
Step 3: 12 cities in 9 days? Sure I can do that! (Sept-Jan Interview Season)
Once applications are submitted, slowly but surely (hopefully) invitations for interviews will start rolling in. This is an exciting time- you have at least "made the cut" and the program has an actual interest in meeting with you. Applicants will begin traversing the country in a whirlwind manner and doing their best to make great impressions with each of the programs they interview at. This is the opportunity for each applicant to see the program up close and personal, kick the tires, talk to the current residents, and see if they would like to spend the next several years there. The flip side of this, of course, is that from the program's point of view it is a chance to discover the hidden sociopathic pathology that your personal statement glossed over. I was actually told on an interview, "We just want to make sure you're not a douche."
Step 4: I like you...as a friend
After all of the interviews, each applicant has an idea of which of the programs they liked the best and begins to formulate a list of their top choice, second choice etc etc. Using another web based computer system, the National Resident Matching Program, NRMP, each applicant actually submits their Rank Order List, ROL. In turn, each program will similarly rank each of the applicants it has interviewed. Yes, they actually rank in order the applicants they have interviews in order of preference. This year's deadline for submitting your ROL was February 24th.
Step 5: THE MATCH.....The answer is: ...... 42
The last step is the most exciting. Armed with each applicant's ROL, and each program's ROL the NRMP computers follow an algorithm to "match-up" applicants with programs, hence the name. For those who will be applying next year, do yourself a favor and check out the link explaining how the algorithm works- this is another one of those pet topics that medical students seem to have nothing but misconceptions about. (For the last time, spelling out obscene words using the fist letter of each program on your ROL will NOT GUARANTEE YOU A SPOT at John Hopkins Dermatology!)
This year on March 15th at 12:00 noon EST the results of this Matching algorithm will be made known!
Sort. Of.
March 15th each applicant will find out IF they have matched with a program or NOT. Applicants will not find out WHERE they have matched until March 18th.
Why the built-in days of agony? The interim period is known affectionately as The Scramble- this is an opportunity for those applicants who have not matched to a program to have access to the still-unfilled spots at various programs and serves as a last ditch effort to secure a residency spot.
I hope this helps to clear up some of the questions regarding this whole process, like:
"Have you mathced yet, Vince?"
"Where are you going to be working, Vince?"
"Why are you curled up in the fetal position, Vince?"
So, I had the best of intentions for migrating this blog over to a new server and giving the whole thing an overhaul. I also had hopes of posting on a regular basis. Well, you know what they say about the road to hell and all of that. This blog began almost 3 years ago as a means to keep family and friends informed about my journey through medical school. Now that I have completed medical school I have been busy with my new job as stay-at-home dad, and frankly writing blog posts got pushed to the way-back burner.
But fret not gentle reader, I realized that I miss scribbling some of my vacuous thoughts here on the intertubes for both of you guys to read. So... to steal from the great bard, L.L. Cool J,
"Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years!"
What have I been up to you ask?
Well- as I said I have been up to my newly graduated physician elbows in Carpet Shark taming. This full-time, stay at home dad thing is no joke- I officially bow my head in reverence to those of you who have been doing it for years- I always understood it was a tough job- don't get me wrong. It is just one of those things in life that you just have to learn for yourself to truly understand.
Meanwhile there are only 9 days left until Match Day- where yours truly finds out if he was fortunate enough to secure a residency- or if it is time to dust off those Welding School applications I have hidden in my sock drawer!
