70 years ago today, the world's baddest badass was born.
If you haven't been living under a rock, I am sure you have come across the internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts. I have listed a few below:
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris Kills people.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of Surprise.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.
- Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: Walk and Kill.
- There is no such thing as Evolution; just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.