70 years ago today, the world's baddest badass was born.
Chuck Norris.
If you haven't been living under a rock, I am sure you have come across the internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts. I have listed a few below:
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris Kills people.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of Surprise.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.
- Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: Walk and Kill.
- There is no such thing as Evolution; just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
3 Comments:
welp father, you're spending your time looking up Chuck Norris facts. I think this is what they call in french "rocher de la fond" AKA rock bottom! :)
Faites attention à ma fille,
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
I'm just saying!
welp,
Bon Anniversaire a Monsieur Norris, mais il n'est pas un super cool homme. Il c'est stupid.
If Chuck Norris wanted to throw me into thesun, he would first have to pry me from the chair in which i reside, a feat no human has yet to achieve.
Bonne chance, Monsieur!
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