Lessons My Kids Teach Me. Part 712

I wanted to make a pit stop at the grocery store but, as is common among those in my age group, I forgot. I remembered just as I passed the road that that led to the store. " $%#&*@!"  I mumbled under my breath (or so I thought)

Rileigh: What, dad?
Me: Nothing honey.
Rileigh: What wrong daddy?
Me: Nothing's wrong baby.
Rileigh: Oh. [pause] Then why you say that: sonofabitch?
Me:  Uh, what?
Rileigh: You say sonofabitch.
Me:  [removing one hand from the wheel to slap self in forehead] Oh, I forgot to turn back there so we can go to the food store. 
Rileigh: [in her patronizing, conciliatory tone- that sounds remarkably like what you would hear when someone is talking to a 5 year old who has just spilled his milk] It's okay daddy, we can go an "utter" way.
Me: Yes honey, we sure can go another way. 
Rileigh: [giggling now] You're silly, daddy!

Yes, indeed I am silly.

It's That Time of Year Again...

Time for my annual Bleg (blog+beg)


Meagan is, once again, captaining a team for American Cancer Society's Relay for Life; and like last year, has recruited us to be team members.  In the previous 2 years we have raised almost $4000. Thanks, in part, to the generosity of readers of this blog. This year our team has set a lofty goal of trying to raise $3500. With your help I know we will do it!


To make a donation click here.


For those of you who do not know- Relay is a 14 hour event where one member of our team will be walking around a 1/4 mile track at all times. To learn more about Relay for Life you can click the above link and read previous posts about it here and here.

Thanks in advance for your generosity!

Watch Porn

I'm sure the title of this post will result in a few disappointed teenagers with unrestricted access to Google but this is what turns me on!

WANT!

If any of you happen to have an extra $4K lying around burning a hole in your pocket, and you want to turn a middle aged man into a giggling, happy little girl....I'm just saying.