A 20 year old man is recovering from injuries sustained when he was attacked by a giant panda in China this past Monday. The man, a 20 year old student named Liu, said he jumped over the fence at the zoo because "Yangyang [the panda] was so cute, I just wanted to cuddle him."
Yangyang apparently: (pick one)
A) had a headache
B) metabolizes Roofies much faster than humans
C) is just not into dudes
D) likes it a little rough and kinky
or
E) is a fraking wild animal who, despite the sultry Come Hither look doesn't enjoy being molested by humans
Because Yangyang( which, incidentally, is Chinese for "Don't cuddle me, asshole") attacked his amorous intruder by biting him about the legs and arms until poor Liu was rescued by zookeepers.
Sheep at the zoo reportedly began laughing and cheering upon hearing what happened, and several of them are now wearing t-shirts in support of the panda.
No longer an intern (The Salt Lake Tribune, 7/6/13)
10 years ago
2 Comments:
Are you sure they were not rescuing Yangyang from this stalker?
"I just wanted to cuddle him."
Well, if that's what he 'wanted' then who are we to second guess his actions or in any way hinder his self expression ?
Viva El Medico Spock !!!!
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