Courtesy of ThatsNotNews.com :
Adding 490 horse power to a receding hairline, small penis, and large bank account won't help you get the ladies- if you are an idiot.
In Australia this man was trying to impress some women on the side of the road when he lost control of his Ferrari F430 Spider and impaled it on a pole.
The car can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds and has a top speed of just under 200mph. It has a hefty price tag as well, retailing for just under $200,000.
Many middle aged men feel the hefty price tag is well worth it since every Ferrari model comes standard with a 1.6 billion guass Chick Magnet™ installed just under the hood.
Perhaps this car had its magnet mistakenly set to "pole" not "poontang".
No longer an intern (The Salt Lake Tribune, 7/6/13)
10 years ago
3 Comments:
Ferk the motor ........ lets see the chick...
-PBrain
I'd have to agree with PBrain - I'd like to see the chick that caused him to do that to a $200,000 car!!
Methinks what made that man crash was something just south of his lap belt....
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