ZZZZZZZZZZ

Well spank my ass and call me Shirley! I woke up this morning feeling actually refreshed! I got a whopping 11 hours of pure, unadulterated, non-interrupted, drool-inducing SLEEP! I feel like a new man. A few more nights of this and I may start my own cult! It is amazing how badly I felt not sleeping. I forgot what it felt like to be human. Last night I took my sleeping pill and 15 minutes later went to bed and in a mater of minutes I was ...living on a houseboat with Heather Locklear and a small group of ninja assassins trying to devise a plan to break into the White House... but I digress.

Day 1 of Operation Restore Humanity is a resounding success.