Just when you thought you have seen it all- A woman is suing Victoria's Secret claiming injuries caused by....her thong!
Read the full story here.
Ms. Macrida Patterson, a 52 year old California woman, is suing Victoria's Secret for an undisclosed amount- claiming that she suffered damage to her cornea when a metal clip that is used to hold a rhinestone heart onto the thong popped off and hit her in the eye.
Where to start....where to start?
I only have 2 questions:
1. A 52 year old wearing a thong?... Really? (even so , one with a rhinestone heart?)
2. How in the world does she put her thong on that her eye is anywhere near....according to the article she is a traffic officer not a contortionist stripper, so I'm a little confused!
If she is successful and receives a large cash settlement I am going to consider suing the makers of Spandex for some injuries to my own eyes that some of its indiscriminate wearers have caused. The line forms behind me!
No longer an intern (The Salt Lake Tribune, 7/6/13)
10 years ago
2 Comments:
Dr. Spock and the leftists are at it again. In their world, human beings bear no responsibility for anything untoward that occurs in their lives -- unless of course they are 'rich' white men (or medical directors). The left has perverted the judiciary into a wealth distribution system / vehicle for social change. The judicial branch was designed to ensure that the laws (as written) are followed; their decisions are not supposed to advance 'social agendas'. To sum up, we have a clear cut case of 'crossing the streams'
-- the 'its never my fault crowd' have coalesced with the communists to create a brave new 'progressive' world.
52 year old women in thongs...damn I miss the island.
VJ
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